Brit Brit Reunites With Douche Bag

KIDDING!!!!!!

Brit Brit and ex-husband Douche Bag completed their first parenting session yesterday (24.10.07).

The 'Toxic' singer, who lost custody of her two sons, Sean Preston, two, and 13-month-old Jayden James to Kevin earlier this month, and her former spouse arrived at the Beverly Hills Hotel for their first Parenting Without Conflict meeting yesterday afternoon.

A source said: "Britney wasn't nervous about the parenting session. She was actually really looking forward to it."

Although Britney was initially excited about the meeting, she was seen crying hysterically in a hotel bathroom soon after arriving.

The former couple - who had only previously seen each other twice since separating last year - met with a parenting coach for the two-hour session, who encouraged them to take part in 'polite requests' drills.

The coach also gave the pair advice on how a divorced couple should raise their children.

Craig Ogulnick, a supervisor on the programme, explained: "Instead of saying, 'You're always bringing the kids home late because you're an insensitive jerk,' we teach parents instead to say, 'When you bring the kids home late, I feel like you're not valuing my time, and I feel hurt or angry as a result.' "

I am so LOL with Craig!!!!! I would probably say something like this: You fucking asshole, who the fuck do you think you are bring the kids back home this fucking late you fucking douche bag!!!!! But then again that would just be me being nice.

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