NewsFlash: Gay Man Shocked that Straight People Have Anonymous sex!

College girl: I think I'm going to have sex with him.
Quuer: Really why?
College girl: Because I'm 20.
Queer: What's his name?
College girl: Ummm...
Queer: Nice, real nice. You're a class act.
College girl: I still have at least three years before I have to worry about being classy.

--X10 express bus

via Overheard in New York, Oct 29, 2006