Jessica Was Bitch-Slapped By Mom

Ok not really but TMZ reports Mommy wasn't happy with her dimwitted daughter's performance.

Sources tell TMZ that Tina Simpson was furious with Jess after she flubbed lyrics, stood statue-still on stage while trying to hold her dress up, and then awkwardly hurried off with a few mumbled words to Parton. Tina told her daughter that the performance was "embarrassing" and "unprofessional," and mom was further incensed because Jessica had missed a dress rehearsal and hadn't adequately learned lyrics to the song -- which necessitated cue cards at the front of the stage. Jessica can be clearly seen reading from the cards during her performance.

She also told Jessica that she should get out of the business if she doesn't want to put in the work. LOL!!!!!! Apparently Daddy dearest thinks the performance was "cute". Of course he does. Meanwhile, it was rumored that he called at least two weekly celebrity rag and offered them the "opportunity" to feature Jessica reading their mag in a scene in the upcoming (straight to DVD)film "Blonde Ambition" for $10,000 payable to "Joe Simpson".

Well, with regards to Jessica's perfomance, Dolly Parton released a statement in which she waved off Simpson's nerve-wracked rendition of "9 to 5." "Jessica is so talented that I'm sure that someday they will be paying tribute to her and I would be honored to perform for her," said Parton. "But I'll probably be so nervous that I'll forget my wig!"

Now that's a class act!!!!!

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