We Also Would Have Accepted 'Date Rape'

Bartender: What's your favorite word?
Drunk rich girl: Credit card!
Bartender: What's your other favorite word?
Drunk rich girl: Money!
Bartender: No, the other one...
Drunk rich girl: Shots!

--Doc Holliday's, Ave A

Overheard by: Your Mom

via Overheard in New York, Dec 7, 2006