Once You've Got That Down, the Handjobs Follow Organically

Chick #1: Wow, you're really good at that!
Chick #2: Eh, I think the trick is to start young.
Chick #3, looking worried: Handjobs?
Chick #2: Uh... No. Using chopsticks.

--New Big Wong Restaurant

via Overheard in New York, Jan 9, 2007