Bush Twins Listen Up!!!!!!

Buckingham Palace last night dismissed as "just speculation" reports that Prince Harry is to serve on the front line in Iraq within weeks.

But they fell short of issuing a full denial.

Harry, who is a second lieutenant, has made it clear he wants to serve on the front line.

He has even warned superiors that he would resign his commission if he was denied action in either Iraq or Afghanistan.

And he even saw in the New Year with girlfriend Chelsy Davy on a romantic holiday on an Indian Ocean island, so they could spend time together before a war-zone posting.

Senior military sources had been quoted as saying that the 22-year-old would be heading for Basra with the Blues and Royals Regiment in the next troop deployment at the end of the month.

Should the prince, who will be known as Troop Commander Wales by his colleagues, be posted to Iraq, he will be in charge of 12 soldiers in light-armoured vehicles.

They could expect to be sent on reconnaissance and intelligence-gathering missions along the border with Iran.

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If they are willing to send their Prince Harry to a war we have invested heavily, why can't we send the Bush twins? What? They're in rehab with Britney? Huh? Just Kidding!!!!! I will be so totally in the "Bush" list soon.

Speaking of that Bush, straight out of Haaretz's Review of Uri Dan's new Ariel Sharon biography:


"Speaking of George Bush, with whom Sharon developed a very close relationship, Uri Dan recalls that Sharon's delicacy made him reluctant to repeat what the president had told him when they discussed Osama bin Laden. Finally he relented. And here is what the leader of the Western world, valiant warrior in the battle of cultures, promised to do to bin Laden if he caught him: "I will screw him in the ass!"

So people, can you now figure out why this President is so intent on finding bin Laden?