But You Can Leave Your Cute Little Dog Here

Tourist to no one in particular: Which way is the gay area?
Queer in black leather gear: You're here.
Tourist: Where are the gay stores?
Queer in black leather gear: All around here.
Tourist: Where are the gay people?
Tourist friend: I think they go out more in the night time, right?
Queer in black leather gear: Go back to Kansas.

--16th & 8th

Overheard by: amalia

via Overheard in New York, Feb 25, 2007