Jake: Man, That Chick Only Looks Good When I'm Drunk

Chick #1: Pretty much every girl will sleep with anybody if she's got a few drinks in her. But there are only, like, one or two guys she'll have sober sex with. Right this moment, the only person I'd want to have sober sex with is Jake.
Chick #2: Why?
Chick #1: Because I'm fucking in love with him.

--R train

via Overheard in New York, Feb 20, 2007