Job Offer For Kevin Federline

Remember last week when the National Restaurant Association accused Federline of mocking their industry? Well someone at the NRA (turns out they're both lame) forgot that, several months ago, Kevin Federline said very clearly that he considers fast food employees hard workers. He even said that he wanted his kids to work at Taco Bell to understand what a "real job" was. In light of this revelation, Taco Bell has come forward and offered Kevin himself a prosperous opportunity:


Greg Creed President Taco Bell Corp. 17901 Von Karman Irvine, CA 92614


January 31, 2007
Mr. Kevin Federline
c/o Marilyn Lopez
FYI Public Relations
New York, NY 10023

Dear Mr. Federline,
First off, congratulations on your upcoming Super Bowl ad. We heard it's generating a lot of talk, particularly about working in the fast food industry.

We know you respect those who work in our business. In fact, last year you said in an interview, "My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don't have it easy with me. Period. My kids are going to work at Taco Bell."

We're flattered, but obviously they're too young to work for us. So here's our offer to you: Come work for us, just for a one hour shift. We'll get you a uniform, a custom name tag and show you what a great place Taco Bell is to work. We'll even reward customers who visit that restaurant with an order of our new Carne Asada Steak Grilled Taquitos for free.

We encourage you to continue to "Think Outside the Bun" and hope you accept our tasty offer.

Sincerely,
Greg Creed
President
Taco Bell Corp.

Is it just me, or does this sound almost threatening and sarcastic? Like the guy knows working at Taco Bell is miserable unless you're corporate—which even then probably sucks.


Here, say this, but put a thickly sarcastic spin on "great": "Come work for us, just for a one hour shift...and we'll show you what a great place Taco Bell is to work." See? See what I mean?

I bet Federline does it.

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Now I'm so totally speechless....... LOVE IT!!!!!!