4PM Robert Regrets Taking Home Economics Instead of Shop

Clumsy guy: Hey, man, I need one of those banger things and some pointy shits.
Employee: Please tell me you don't mean a hammer and nails...
Clumsy guy: That's what it's called... Hammer... Yes.

Home Depot
Brook Park, Ohio

Overheard by: Telka

via Overheard in the Office, Mar 12, 2007