And No Eyeliner on the Chicken

Burly guy: I drove Lucy Liu around in her trailer for six weeks.
Columbia student: Really? She's cute.
Burly guy: Yeah, she's cute. But then you see her with her makeup off and you're like, 'I'll have the chicken with broccoli.'

--Nussbaum & Wu, 113th & Broadway

via Overheard in New York, Mar 4, 2007