Guess Whose Girlfriend Is Pregnant

Man #1: What, you don't like kids?
Man #2: Dude, I make it policy to never hang out with anyone under 20.
Man #1: Why?
Man #2: Teenagers are dangerous savages and anyone younger than that is just loud and expensive.

--V train, 53rd & Lex

via Overheard in New York, Mar 19, 2007