Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Drugs Finally Took Its Toll


Future Mrs Crackhead will not make the FHM's annual list of the "World's Sexiest 100 Women."

"She hasn't looked great as of late," FHM spokesman Dan Cooper told us. "I think the average guy on the street prefers someone that's a little more womanly."

Poor poor Kate Moss. This is what happens when you exchange bodily fluid with Pete Doherty.

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