I Always End Up Humping Lamp Posts, to Be on the Safe Side

Drunk dude: Were you in the parade just now?
Old Irish guy: You bet.
Drunk dude: That's awesome. It seemed even more fun than the gay pride parade. But that one always freaks me out because I never know which transvestites it's okay for me to be attracted to.

--4 train

Overheard by: Dan

via Overheard in New York, Apr 22, 2007