I Find It Hard to Breathe Surrounded by Walls of Corned Beef

Old lady: This is a full sandwich. I said half sandwich.
Waiter: What's the big deal? I won't charge you for the whole thing -- just eat half.
Old lady: No, no, you don't understand -- I am claustrophobic.

--Flagship Diner, Queens

via Overheard in New York, Apr 26, 2007