Joan Rivers Is Being Replaced By An Alien

So TV Guide Channel has fired Joan Rivers and her daughter from the red carpet and replaced with Lisa Rinna....

"TV Guide Channel is very appreciative of Joan and Melissa Rivers' contributions to the success of our red-carpet programming over the past three years," Ryan O'Hara, president of TV Guide Channel, said in a statement. "We wish them the best in their future endeavors."Here's Joans Rivers' comment via her rep:

"I will tell you my true feelings and experiences as soon as we finalize our new deal," she said in a statement released by her spokeswoman, Judy Katz.