Mine's in a Secret Abdominal Compartment

Asian princess: #1: You know what's annoying?
Asian princess: #2: What?
Asian princess: #1: When, like, people carry, like, two bags.
Asian princess: #2: Oh my god, I know! Like, when they have their school bag and then their coach bag...
Asian princess: #1: Totally! It's like, sooo annoying.
Asian princess: #2: Yeah! That's why I put my bag in my school bag.

--Q11 bus

via Overheard in New York, Apr 12, 2007