Ryan Phillippe Is Horny

Dear Ryan:

Page Six is reporting that you're on the prowl after being spotted with Joseph Gordon-Levitt last Thursday at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles. According to their source, you got pretty rowdy and obnoxious. You started screaming at these girls "Hey, you're hot! Get over here!" Too bad they ignored you.

So anyways, you know I will never ignore you.... so whenever you're like on the "prowl", please do call me instead and not make a fool of yourself in such public place. I promise you I'll be very discreet.

Love and Kisses