They Wanted Someone Who Could Hallucinate Outside the Box

Fashionista: Yeah, one time I thought I took, like, 96 bong hits, but then I realized that I wasn't inhaling.
Boyfriend: What about the time you ate thirty mushrooms and applied to Morgan Stanley?
Fashionista: Haha, I know! Who would have thought I'd have gotten that job?!

--Bowery Bar

via Overheard in New York, Apr 19, 2007