At the Moment, I'm Still Working on My Earwax Candle

Man #1: Oh, you know what you could do is eat a bunch of rice and beans and then shit it out, and you could make bricks out of it.
Man #2: Yeah, some day...

--Elevator, 36 W 25th St

Overheard by: Francine

via Overheard in New York, May 20, 2007