Hasselhoff Gets Custody!!!!

Even after the famous hamburger incident, David Hasselhoff still got temporary full custody of their two kids.

TMZ reports that the expert said Pamela Bach, Hasselhoff's ex, was abusive to her kids especially Hayley, the youngest. The expert also noted that Bach refused drug testing, among many other things.

Damn, if the court has awarded Hasselhoff custody then this bitch must be one hell of a mess.

Oh well.

Anyways, Sources say the judge gave David full custody for two weeks, until the next hearing is held.

Poor kids.... I bet they'll end up cokeheads and crackwhores before their 18th birthday.

C'est la vie.