If You're Unfamiliar with Elves, Think Matches

Dude: Yeah, I put Tiger Balm on my testicles and it felt like a million breathing elves.
Chick: Oooh, minty! That must have been nice.
Dude: Oh, no -- like fire-breathing elves.

--Columbus Circle

Overheard by: Pengasaurus X

via Overheard in New York, May 28, 2007