Lindsay, Is This You?

And I Might Care If I Weren't Too Busy Cutting Coke

Druggie chick in stall #1: Yo, Keesha, does your door have a lock on it?
Druggie chick in stall #2: No, they took them off so we can't blow coke in here anymore.
Druggie chick in stall #1: What?! That has to be illegal... I'm, like, totally open to rape right now!

--Lower East Side

Overheard by: Allison

via Overheard in New York, May 7, 2007