Victoria Beckham Is A Desperate Housewife

She says, "I've had to turn myself into Bree.

"It's so bloody hard getting into a private school in Beverley Hills. As a parent you feel like you are on trial. I've been having to promise to do loads for the school and David has offered to give the pupils some football lessons.

I'm just worried that my cupcakes won't be up to standard!"

Hmmmmm...... no comment..... too early to be nasty.

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