You Have a Magic-Marker Penis on Your Forehead

Blonde: No, what's funnier is that this girl is Asian and she can't use chopsticks.
Brunette: Hahaha... Why can't she use ChapStick?
Blonde, slowly: Chop-sticks... Why did you laugh if you didn't get it?

--Hayden elevator, NYU

Overheard by: Jackster

via Overheard in New York, May 13, 2007