You're Failing to See My Potential As a Straight Guy

Chick: Please turn gay and let me be your fag hag!
Dude: No...
Chick: But my potential as a fag hag is being completely wasted! I have such great potential, too! Think about it -- I am neurotic...

--Fordham University, Lincoln Center

Overheard by: Hametuka

via Overheard in New York, May 22, 2007