Form Of Birth Control

But You Promised to Do My Taxes!

Chick: I can't believe you can talk about how much you love your country, and you don't even pay taxes!
Dude: I've paid more taxes than you've sucked dick. Which is a lot.
Chick, after long pause: I don't know why you're walking so fast -- nothing's happening when we get to your apartment.

--4th St & the Bowery

via Overheard in New York, Jun 12, 2007