... Five Tequila Shots, and a Long Island Iced Tea

Dude #1: Do anything this weekend?
Dude #2: Yeah, went to my cousin's wedding.
Dude #1: Open bar?
Dude #2: Yeah, but I don't drink, 'cause I'm an alcoholic, so I only had a couple vodka tonics.

--Jacob Javits Convention Center

via Overheard in New York, Jul 17, 2007