It Was More of a Baton Handoff Than a Throw, Really

Desperate wannabe bridezilla: Let me ask you a question -- if you're at a wedding and the bride throws the bouquet directly to you instead of to the whole crowd, does it still count?
Friend: I don't think any of it really counts.
Passerby: Way to kill the mood.

--Elevator, 11th & University

Overheard by: MissPinkKate

via Overheard in New York, Jul 2, 2007