Matching Tattoos For The Spice Girls

The Spice Girls are getting matching tattoos done to commemorate them being able to remain in the same room without scratching each others eyes out. And their new tour.

Step forward inker Louis Molloy, the Mancunian responsible for making David Beckham look a twat since the mid-nineties.

Molloy has been asked to design a circle containing all the girls' names, as a sign of the journey they've been on since first bothering the nation's eardrumzzzzzzzzzzzz. How delightful, a circle consisting of the words 'cuntcuntcuntcuntandcunt.'

Might I suggest that tattoos are somewhat barbaric, and not to be recommended for a pregnant lady such as Ms. Bunton? There is a healthier solution...

BRAND THE FUCKERS! Show the smoke rising off their raddled torsos and the world will be queuing up to buy merchandise.

Holymoly