Paris Is This You?

So It Was Either Change Careers or Stay Faithful

Dude: Are you sure this new guy you are seeing is the one?
Drunk girl: Definitely. I mean, we have been together since September, and I haven't slept with another guy yet -- that is huge for me! I already hooked up with all the bartenders, all the chefs, and all the sous chefs at my job.

--Yama, 17th & Irving Pl

Overheard by: kreeeeeeeeeesta

via Overheard in New York, Jul 12, 2007