In Your Case, Mostly Celery and Cocaine

Blonde: Freaking-A, my prostate hurts! Does your prostate ever hurt?
Brunette: Um, girls don't have prostates.
Blonde: Um, yeah we do, idiot.
Brunette: No, girls do not have prostates. Only guys do.
Blonde: You're stupid -- girls and guys have prostates. What do you think makes you poop?

--Madison Square Garden

Overheard by: girls have prostates? hm wierd.

via Overheard in New York, Aug 2, 2007