Johnny Boy And His Wig

John Travolta has a personal assistant whose job it is to shade his head, presumably to stop the wig glue melting in the midday sun.

Currently shooting the film 'Old Dogs' with Robin Williams in New York, Travolta's assistant runs out with an umbrella between takes. Williams has no such help, though his shiny pate is unlikely to dazzle oncoming motorists should the light hit it at the wrong angle.

Travolta also recently confessed to loving the attention being a star gives him and having lackeys fawning all over him. And as a super overlord of the hidden dimension, why shouldn't he enjoy the attention before he and his family (minus son Jett who, being autistic, is ignored by Scientologists) clamber aboard the mothership and set sail for Cuckooland?

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