Especially When He's All Covered in Oil Like That

Flight attendant: Of course, folks, I'm here to help you, so if you want anything just grab a hold of me as I walk by and I'll do my best to help you in any way I can.
Captain: And make sure you grab a tight hold, ladies and gents -- he's a wily one.

--JFK

via Overheard in New York, Oct 5, 2007