Wednesday One-Liners: The Center of the Universe

Drunk man: You know, garbage trucks are the diamonds of New York. Just... nobody knows they are in the rough.

--Bar, 1st & Houston

Overheard by: Csmith

Drunk, barefoot girl: The streets of New York aren't that dirty... Right...?

--68th & 2nd

Mom to little kid in middle of sidewalk: Honey, please stand aside. These people are in a hurry -- they're New Yorkers.

--68th & Broadway

Angry woman on cell: New York is just as relaxing as Italy!

--81st & 3rd

Wannabe hipster chick: New York is so overwhelming. Let's just live off our parents' money forever!

--Sweet Paradise, Canal & Orchard

Overheard by: zp

via Overheard in New York, Oct 10, 2007