I Like to Think of My Sex Life As a Christian Charity

Queer: So, I was on a date with this guy, Christian -- like the religion -- the other night, and we had a nice hug and kiss goodbye. Then he went down into the PATH train. Right after he left, my phone started ringing and it said Christian was calling, and I was like, 'What? How's he calling me?' And then I realized it was Cristian, C-R-I-S-T-I-A-N, this other guy I hooked up with a few months ago. So I answered and we ended up hooking up again that night... So, I had two Christians in one night. If this were ancient Rome, I'd be the lion in the Colosseum.

--Posh bar

Overheard by: Melissa Berry

via Overheard in New York, Nov 8, 2007