That Bitter Phlegm? Concentrated Elegance

Columbia girl: I fucking hate people who go to NYU.
Columbia guy: Me, too. They're so, 'Oh, look at me! I'm so artsy and don't shower.'
Columbia girl: Yeah, and they smoke weed and do acid! Coke is so much classier.

--Tom's Restaurant

Overheard by: Liz

via Overheard in New York, Nov 8, 2007