Damn Minorities, Taking All the Swarovski Crystals

Dude: Yeah, so on my senior trip this girl won a bunch of Swarovski crystals...
Girl: Was she rich?
Dude: Well, she's a minority, so I wouldn't think so.
Girl: Good. I would hate it if she was rich.

--Wendy's, Parsons Blvd

via Overheard in New York, Dec 27, 2007