He Could Have Insulted Them Even More by Calling Them "Tourists"

Tourist kid: Look! The Empire State Building!
Tourist mom: Where? I don't see it.
tourist kid: The big, pointy one!
Tourist mom: Oooh, let's take a picture!
Passerby: That's the Chrysler Building, you fucking niggers.

--Outside NYC Public Library

Overheard by: johnny salami

via Overheard in New York, Dec 9, 2007