I'm Speechless

London lady soul singer and trainwreck Amy Winehouse left home after powdering her nose and was chauffeured to her firt party stop - - where along the way, she decided that she'd change her pants - - leaving paparazzi gaping at the half-naked, gap-toothed, beehived, lovelorn wreck.

After an evening of "entertainment," it appears that Wino lost her keys, and had to get back into her home, not by ringing for Jeeves, but by sliding under the gate.


TMZ