Which Would Solve Just about Zero Percent of Your Problem, Sir

White student: I can't believe you guys gave my ID to another person!
Security guard: Yeah, I'm really sorry. I wish there was a better system for doing this.
White student: Yeah, they should have all the Asian kids in a separate directory, because they all have the same last names.

--23rd & Lex

Overheard by: Darren Montalbano

via Overheard in New York, Dec 27, 2007