Does Penney's Even Carry Rubber?

Mom, looking at bedding: Oooh, this one is nice.
Daughter: Mom, I'm getting married. I want to have sex. Lots of it. Hot, steamy, nasty, married-people sex. I just don't think I can do that on pastels.

--JCPenney bridal registry

via Overheard in New York, Jan 31, 2008