Just Answer the Question. And Stop Slouching.

Four-year-old boy to stranger: Do you have a little boy?
30-ish single man: No, not yet.
Four-year-old boy: Why not?
30-ish single man: Because I don't have a wife yet.
Four-year-old boy: Why not?
30-ish single man: You sound like my mother.

--38th & 2nd

Overheard by: Todd J.

via Overheard in New York, Jan 28, 2008