Was That Hobo Urine on the Ground? Now I'm Ecstatic

Drunk queers: Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Jingle all the waaay!
Jaded teen, to no one: I'm in hell. This is my hell.
Drunk queers: Oh, what fun it is to ride in a no-horse big subwaaay!
Black queer: Come on! Everybody! Jingle bells! Jingle bells! [Train comes to abrupt stop and all carolers fall over.]
Jaded teen: Was that karma? I think that's karma. Now I'm happy again.

--1 train

Overheard by: Vicksburg

via Overheard in New York, Jan 8, 2008