Pretend to Enjoy It and You Can Have the Whole Cup

Boyfriend: Mmmm... Coffee...
Preggers girlfriend: What?! You got coffee? Give me a sip...
Boyfriend: No, baby... No caffeine for you...
Preggers girlfriend, trying to wrestle cup away: Just a sip? Pleeease?!
Boyfriend: No! Bad for the baby...
Preggers girlfriend: I'll suck your dick for a sip! [Boyfriend immediately hands the cup over.]

--Times Square

Overheard by: Mike

via Overheard in New York, Feb 24, 2008