From Eye Fucking?
Chick #1: Can you hand me my eye drops? They're in my bag.
Dude: What do you need them for?
Chick #1: My eye-ritis.
Dude: Wait... Eye-ritis? Like arthritis?
Chick #1: Yeah...
Chick #2: Guess how she got it? She slapped herself! [Laughs.]
Chick #1: And now I probably have AIDS.

--Columbia University

Overheard by: Noah Tizzle
via Overheard in New York, Mar 6, 2008