Prince Crachead's Pussy Committed Suicide

NME is reporting that the reason Pete Doherty was late for a gig was because his pussy died and he had to bury it.

When he did show up for a gig, he told the crowd:

"Sorry I'm late. But considering I've had to bury one of my cats at the roadside I've done pretty well to be here."

Before Doherty arrived at the venue an announcement had been made that the singer was "en route" and that "his kittens had gone crazy". When he did arrive, the Babyshambles man was carrying one of his cats in a pet transporter. The feline watched the show from the back of the stage.

I wonder what he mean by "roadside". Actually I don't even want to know he meant by that or how the cat died.