First It Was Clay Aieken Now Vin Diesel????

What in the homo ass just happened? Vin Diesel is a father?! But I just saw him at the glory hole last week and he didn't anything about this! Seriously, People reports that Vin and his model girlfriend, Paloma Jiminez, had a baby on April 2nd.

Now that's just sad. Bitch went through an entire pregnancy without rumors and then gave birth to the baby two months ago! Nobody gives a fuck. I'm sure Vin's boyfriend cried a million tears.

Wait.... Maybe this is pre-damage control? I sense a Vin Disel gay-sex-tape scandal cumming in 3...2.....

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