Two Crackheads Fighting Over Wino

This is so over the top.... This is like a soap opera only dirtier and nastier...

The Sun is reporting that the UK version of Kevin 'Douchebag' Federline better known as Amy's husband or BLAAAAKE Fielder-Civil has offered ex-bouncer Richard Lyttle £20,000 to beat up Pete Doherty for trying to steal his cash cow.... okay kidding.

Richard, 39, said: “We were sitting in my cell and he said, ‘If you get Doherty for me I’ll give you £20,000.’ He kept saying, ‘Can you arrange it?’ and telling me to get some guys to his house. He knew the address. He said, ‘Amy’s obviously sleeping with him.’

“He knew I used to be a doorman and knew some tough people. He said he wanted him smashed to pieces.”

Apparently he's jealous of Prince Crackhead of trying to steal Amy Wino away from him and that they're sleeping together. BTW, I can't picture Amy Wino and Prince Crackhead exchanging body fluid.... ewwwww.... gross....

UK Douchebag is also worried that Amy Wino is using again and that Prince Crackhead is the supplier.... It's like, dude, that's a given.

Can you blame him???? Supposedly Amy Wino is paying for his drug habits while in jail. I guess he's pretty much afraid that Pete will start selling pictures of Amy and he won't get a single dime out of it....

Personally, I think Amy Wino and Prince Crackhead were made for each other....