Her Bitching Used to Get Me Hard, Too
Man #1: She bitched at me this morning because we haven't had sex in over a week.
Man #2: They don't understand that we can't turn it on anytime they want it.
Man #1: Face it. We have to get gassed up, start the ignition and drive. All they have to do is open the garage door.

--113th & Broadway

Overheard by: John Strybos
via Overheard in New York, Jul 1, 2008